It's Enough to Make You Wonder

You've got to wonder about an allegedly all-good and all-powerful God who:

  • boasts about how jealous (insecure) he is;
  • smote ancient Hebrew priests for burning the wrong incense;
  • struck down a non-priest for helping to steady the about-to-be-dropped Ark of the Covenant;
  • made "unclean" animals the eating of which is forbidden;
  • singled out one indistinguishable group of Canaanites from others;
  • forbade his name from to be spoken;
  • demands that people rest on a particular day (forbidding such restful things as smoking);
  • wanted animals sacrificed to him and their blood sprinkled around a grand temple in precisely prescribed ways (and maybe still does);
  • requires unquestioning obedience even if he tells you to kill your child;
  • drowned virtually every living thing on earth in a fit of pique;
  • created people knowing full well what they will do -- meaning they had no choice but to do it -- and then punished them for doing it;
  • directed his favored group of Canaanites to annihilate other the groups in order to acquire their land, perhaps sparing their virgin daughters and livestock; 
  • sicced a killer wild boar on some kids because they made fun of a bald man;
  • made a bet with the devil (his creation presumably) to see if a righteous man would remain so despite the unspeakable hardships imposed on him.
  • declared some land holier than other land, even though he supposedly created it all;
  • claimed to dwell in a particular building called a temple, even though he supposedly a spirit without material form;
  • threatened to punish children and grandchildren for the sins of their fathers;
  • and so on ad infinitum as described in the very book this God was said to have dictated.

If you were hearing the stories about this God for the first time today, you wouldn't believe them, would you?

Comments

  1. The most absurd verse in the bible is right before the great flood where God was sorry that He had created man. How could anyone think that an omnipotent omniscient being could ever be sorry for anything that being did?

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    1. God was an underachiever. His teachers expected so much more.

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    2. Regarding "the devil (his creation presumably)": I'm no Bible expert, but wasn't the devil (Satan) a fallen angel? But when did God create angels? Don't they appear out of nowhere in the story, and in a caste system also?

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    3. That's how I understand the matter. But if God is all-powerful and all-knowing, what are we to infer?

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    4. That's what's so amusing about the whole story when you consider the omnipotency and omniscience: if he knew he'd create beings that would disappoint him, why bother creating them in the first place? if he was disappointed with them, why destroy just about all of them with a flood; why not destroy everything and start anew? However, I'm not sure if the Old Testament talks much about God being omnipotent. It seems more of a later influence.

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    5. The impression conveyed is that he is the Almighty. Isn't the Bible pretty explicit about that?

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    6. Maybe it's because I first learned about all this in Spanish (or actually Latin), where the words (in the Credo) were "Patrem omnipotentem" (later "Padre todopoderoso"). Coincidentally, I'm translating the "Discours de la servitude volontaire" which has a quotation in French (unknown source) from the Aeneid. The French version says "le Père tout puissant!" The original Latin is " pater omnipotens" but it is talking about Iovem (aka Jove, Jupiter) although technically, since it's talking about Greece, it should be Zeus.

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